'I mean, who was the guy who did all the paintings of can-can dancers?'
'Toulouse Lautrec?'
'Right. What a great excuse for hanging around in bars looking up women's skirts. And the guy who went to Tahiti...'
'Gauguin.'
'Yes. He took it to the limit, didn't he? He just wanted to go and shag a lot of exotic women.'
Alexa laughed dismissively. 'Well, thank you, Paul, for this new interpretation of our art history. Monet invented Impressionism so he could go on more picnics.'